Kimberly: Hello, Benicio?
Benicio: Who’s this?
K: It’s Kimberly!
K: Kimberly Stewart. You remember. It was about three months ago?
B: Hmmm. Dark hair? Pink miniskirt? Trousdale?
K: No. I’m blond …
B: Oh …. riiiight. I think I remember you now. What’s up?
K: Well, I’ve got some big news.
That’s how Flash imagines the awkward phone call went last week, when Benicio Del Toro, the 44-year-old well-known womanizer, learned he will become a father for the first time. Full story.